p Romantic entanglements are complicated by a unique silver cow creamer that is desired by both Bertie 三九 s Uncle Thomas and his rival, Judge Sir Watkyn Bassett Sir Watkyn purchases the creamer by telling the shopkeeper, falsely, that Thomas had sent him Bertie 三九 s Aunt Dahlia and friend quot Stiffy quot Byng both want him to steal the creamer for different reasons, but Judge Sir Watkyn has already sentenced him once for stealing a bobby 三九 s helmet and he doesn 三九 t want to go to jail p