p Romantic entanglements are complicated by a unique silver cow creamer that is desired by both Bertie  三九 s Uncle Thomas and his rival, Judge Sir Watkyn Bassett  Sir Watkyn purchases the creamer by telling the shopkeeper, falsely, that Thomas had sent him  Bertie  三九 s Aunt Dahlia and friend  quot Stiffy quot  Byng both want him to steal the creamer for different reasons, but Judge Sir Watkyn has already sentenced him once  for stealing a bobby  三九 s helmet  and he doesn  三九 t want to go to jail   p